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SO WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH YOUR ORDER? ...
Your order was gently assembled with "1"'s and "0"'s ... our geniuses are decoding your cyber message with banking-level encryption.
Once translated into english, your order will fly across the screen of our SLC warehouse... our team will gently locate your order... the items will be taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of a dozen employees will inspect your order and polish everything to make sure it is in the best possible condition before being packaged.
When your order gets to our packing specialist we will light a candle... a hush will fall over the crowd as he puts your order in the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We will have a wonderful celebration afterwards. The entire company will march down the street to the post office where the entire group will wave "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in Elon Musk's private space ship (we're cool with him).
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at LDSman.com. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year".
We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to LDSman.com!